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Joke of the Day
"""Hey! Aren't you that guy from the village people?"" Me, to every cop who pulls me over"
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"The Walking Dead or the Grammys. Do you watch the bloodthirsty monsters ready to eat each other to survive or do you go with Walking Dead?"
"Freedom of speech only means you can't be jailed for it. You still have to be accountable for what comes out of your stupid, bigoted face."
"How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles"
"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."
"Don't be that guy that tells people not to be that guy."
"What do you call a grain knife? barleysong"
"I explained how Pac-Man works to my kids, and apparently 4 ghosts constantly chasing someone is a terrifying story to 4yos."
"What is a racists favorite Disney film? 101 Damn'Asians."
"The Little Mermaid (1989) The story of a girl who realizes that she should change EVERYTHING about herself to land a good man..."