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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what's fucking intense? Camping with your girlfriend."

"I remember 2016 As if it were a normal year."

"Me: What's the suite number on that address? 8: It just says ""Hashtag 301."" Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs."

"Women always call me ugly,until they find out how much money I make Then,they call me ugly and poor"

"Stop the presses! My paninis can wait."

"I sometimes love math jokes.... 50% of the time they put me in a positive mood"

"""NSFW"" Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can cum on its face afterwards."

"I've put a hole in a bar of soap and I use it to masturbate. Normally I wouldn't share this kind of information, but I just have to cum clean."

"Did you hear about that new movie ""Constipation?!"" It still hasn't come out!"

"How do you grow a cow? Plant its nuts."