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Joke of the Day
"I don't have a horse running in the Derby but my money is on Sarah Jessica Parker."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the drug that cures lesbianism? It's called TrisedixagenTM And for men, try IgnordacocTM"
"What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints? an oxy-mormon. or, all of them."
"What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on? An unaware wolf."
"A man showed up at the hospital with several toy horses in his ass. The doctor described his condition as stable."
"The government is dysfunctional and needs to be fixed I'll probably fall in love with it any minute"
"How did NASCAR get that name? Redneck: 'That's nascar ye got there."""
"What kind of birds stick together? Vel-crows"
"If it's true that guns don't kill people, people kill people, then... isn't it true that toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
"What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry? My donation check to the orphanage."