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Joke of the Day

"A man showed up at the hospital with several toy horses in his ass. The doctor described his condition as stable."

"So JLO has a new movie in theaters? Hasn't she had 'Enough'?"

"[Snail Court] Snail Lawyer: Permission to approach the bench, Your Honor? Snail Judge: I'm sorry; we don't have that kind of time."

"July 4th celebrates the original Brexit. Thanks George"

"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? ....because he's married."

"Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys."

"Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist that walked into a courtroom? He got off on a technicality."

"A man goes to the doctor He says he has been having dreams where one night, he is a teepee, and the other night he is a wigwam. Doctor says: ""That's an easy one, you're too tense!"" (Two tents)"

"I had a turd the other day that looked exactly like George Bush. I shit you not! (It even tried to declare war on me)"