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Joke of the Day
"What kind of birds stick together? Vel-crows"
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"Where do fish come from? Finland!"
"Girlfriend: ""I'm pregnant"" Me: ""Really? Thats great."" GF: ""April Fo--"" *I'm already on a plane to a non extradition country*"
"Why I hated my trip to Canada It was a nice country, but as soon as I saw the flag is just wanted to *leaf*"
"I bought my friend an elephant for her room... She said ""Thanks!"" I told her ""Don't mention it."""
"I wish mirrors and pictures would get together already and agree on what I really look like."
"Joe was really good at making movie trailers. There was just one problem *car honk* he didn't have access to the record scratch sound effect"
"""Keep that upside-down frown right where it is!"" - Botox Patient Saying"
"How much do pirates charge for piercings? A buck an ear."
"Why can't you starve in a desert? Because of all the sand which is there."