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Joke of the Day
"What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry? My donation check to the orphanage."
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"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking. Jk. Rowling"
"Justin Bieber was ""Baptized"" last night.... Or as the church likes to call it... ""A failed attempt to drown Bieber"""
"Did you hear about the cannibal who cloned himself to see what he would taste like? It made him shit himself."
"Just got a Life Alert bracelet. Now, if I get a life, I'll immediately be alerted..."
"At this point, the only reason I still get The New Yorker is to impress my mailman."
"How do you blind an Asian woman? Put a windshield in front of her."
"My Dad just told me I looked like Jesus. I think he has a God complex."
"How do you spell coward? S-O-N-Y"
"What did the Ferguson police said about the black guy who was shot down? Worst case of suicide they have ever seen"