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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on? An unaware wolf."
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"Trump says that Obama founded ISIS but in his defense Donald thinks that founded is a synonym for ""located"""
"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget"
"I have daily sex Sorry, I mean, dyslexia."
"Two caw are standing in a field Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease? Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter."
"""Hey girl, you ever dated a monk before?"" ""no? well how would you like to get into the habit?"""
"I must be a geologist I keep finding a new rock bottom."
"I made a Belgium waffle this morning, This afternoon I'm going to make a Frenchman talk nonsense."
"how to talk to a woman wearing headphones: 1. be the artist she has currently chosen to listen to through her headphones"
"David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared for a nuclear attack from North Korea. Dave mate, normally we aren't prepared for snow at winter."