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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the drug that cures lesbianism? It's called TrisedixagenTM And for men, try IgnordacocTM"

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"I think this is the weekend to finally tell my parents I'm straight."
"Whenever I'm in a difficult situation, I think, ""What would I do?"" so I can do the opposite thing"
"Erotic is using a feather Kinky is using the whole chicken!"
"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever."
"In extremely rare cases women have been known to sleep with me."
"Just found out my wife is a dolphin in a wig."
"You ever seen a Polish trailer? And..here we are."
"How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, ......A Greek will screw anything!"