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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the drug that cures lesbianism? It's called TrisedixagenTM And for men, try IgnordacocTM"

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"i am practicing how to die in photogenic positions"
"king kong would have done better at work if he perfected his elevator pitch. yea, that one's a zero."
"At work I noticed the computer department have started putting Christmas decorations up IT's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."
"LIFE LESSON: Never do anything which you don't want to explain to the Paramedics."
"2 Nazis walk into a BAR They each get 10 shots"
"Why did they not allow farmers in Greece? They got tired of all the minotaurs."
"I'll never get picked for jury duty because I'd be the one on trial....."
"""LOL what if our packaging was totally easy to tear open...unless you had a cut finger?"" --Band-Aid makers, seriously, f those guys"
"Trump walks up to the mexican border and takes out his guitar. Anyway here's wonderwall."
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