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Joke of the Day

"TIL that Funimation has an unreleased Dragon Ball Z episode where they just improved the whole script. Oops. Wrong dub. (Real oops. Meant to type improvised)"

"What type of store doesn't move? A stationary store."

"New Funny jokes "" "" :D 2 !! .. :D "

"STEAK AND SEX A: What does a good steak have in common with good sex? B: They're both very rare."

"Confucius says: Woman who sleeps with judge..... receives honorable discharge"

"I grew up poor . The end of the month was difficult money wise especially the 30 last days."

"Do you know there is a serial number printed on every condom? I guess you haven't rolled it down far enough."

"If a mugger ever asks me to draw an uppercase cursive Q or he'll shoot, tell my family I died a hero... #hero #cootertales"

"Yes, it's me Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"Why did the semen cross the road? The chicken came first"