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Joke of the Day

"Yes, it's me Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"What do lesbians cook for dinner? Nothing; they eat out!"

"Dank memes What came out of the dank meme's butt? Mountain doo doo"

"Why does a VC always enter a room backwards? To keep an eye on the exit"

"Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: Recalculating Route Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: Recalculating Route Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: You're on your own, Idiot."

"What does walking a tightrope and having period sex have in common? You don't want to look down, in either case."

"What did the sign in front of the Drug Rehabilitation Center say? Keep off the grass."

"Did you hear about the epileptic Roman? [](/badjoke) He had a Caesar."

"Just in case the FBI turns on my web cam, I've got a teeny tiny picture of Jimmy Hoffa taped to the lens."

"What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland? Aurora boring Alice."