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"If your Uncle Jack was stuck on a roof Would you help your Uncle Jack off?"
"in high school i dated a girl that pronounced the L in Salmon. last i heard of her she was doing meth"
"I loved church when i was little, but what i hated was all the standing up, and sitting down and kneeling I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me already."
"Reading an article about how more kids are ""experimenting with drugs""... What does that mean? More kids tripping in lab coats?"
"Have you ever heard of Tupac? You probably haven't, he's pretty underground"
"I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?"
"What did Batman say when he went to the butcher? Got Ham?"
"What do you call a shirt you hate? *Cloathed*"
"You remind me of my appendix... You remind me of my appendix. I have no idea what you do, but I'd love to take you out."