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Joke of the Day

"STEAK AND SEX A: What does a good steak have in common with good sex? B: They're both very rare."

"Teacher Johnny: Use the word HARASSMENT in a Sentence... Johnny: I was in Love with a girl and.. Her-ass-meant a lot to me"

"TIL a man went in to have his right leg amputated but somehow they removed his left. After the mistake was corrected, he then sued but lost Judge said he didn't have a leg to stand on"

"I always keep two pennies in my pocket. Just in case I have to give someone my two cents."

"I wanna go to Africa to see where rappers come from."

"I'm sorry, you'll have to repeat that. I'm not fluent in nonsense."

"I was listening to a Lewis Grizzard tape the other day and I realized that r/jokes better call him up and ask for their jokes back."

"I went on a date last night!nIt went really well...up until the moment the couple realized I was following them & promptly called the cops."

"What's the deal with lampshades? If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it."

"Why did the ordinary man eat all the magic mushrooms? Because he wanted to be a fungi."