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Joke of the Day
"Confucius says: Woman who sleeps with judge..... receives honorable discharge"
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"What do you call a cop in court for murder? Unlikely"
"Takes a very specific type of confidence to drop off your hoodie at coat check."
"""Nice"" - first kangaroo to realise it had a pocket"
"What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail? Small medium at large."
"I'm glad twitter is new because nobody needs to see Michelangelo rt'ing every time someone mentions how majestic the Sistine Chapel is."
"I just read a list of ""100 Things To Do Before You Die"". I was pretty surprised that ""yell for help"" wasn't one of them."
"My dating life."
"The embarrassing moment when you bring handcuffs to 'gamenight' and she brings Monopoly."
"My ex-girlfriend is like a chocolate She killed my dog"