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Joke of the Day
"I grew up poor . The end of the month was difficult money wise especially the 30 last days."
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"Mr. Trump, who's your Secretary of State? TRUMP: To deal with China, one that speaks Mandarin [remembers to appeal to women] or Womandarin"
"Standing in the snow on a sub-zero morning, holding a steaming bag of poop, I begin to question my dogs are better than people' philosophy."
"What kind of television do horses like? Saddle-lite TV"
"What did the SMG say to his son when he left for work Bizon"
"I'm just a girl Hiding under a bed Hoping his wife leaves soon Again"
"If the pensieve from Harry Potter could think... It would be thoughtful."
"I told my wife she was applying her eyebrows too high She looked surprised."
"What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer? ""I literally chant even..."""
"What did the Turkish guy say to his babe when she invited him to eat? Ke-bab"