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Joke of the Day

"Why did the semen cross the road? The chicken came first"

"How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !"

"speed dating I'm looking for a girl with fire in her eyes. Her: Hi. My name is Carrie."

"I'm surprised more death row inmates don't choose a machine gun, a key to the prison, and a helicopter for their last meal."

"Whats a fly without wings? A walk"

"Just one look at any Smurf's balls and you can tell he's horny as hell."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, of course!"

"moron: ""duhh, i hate taco bell, every time i go there i get diarrhea"" me: try getting tacos instead, genius"

"What is the difference between a bus station filled with elderly and a crab with boobs? One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I'v never paid $20 to have a garbanzo bean on my face"