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Joke of the Day
"What type of store doesn't move? A stationary store."
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"Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america? Because that would be illeagle"
"Saw this quote behind a auto rickshaw I couldn't afford a Volkswagen. Thus, auto."
"""This is not a drill!"" -Lying electric drill that refers to itself in the third person"
"Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup? Because just one more and it would be two-farty"
"If Finn hooks up with Rey... He'll be the first Stormtrooper ever to hit something!"
"Get in the van! me?...*winks* OK, It will be unpleasant, but worth it- hey! Where are you going?! *jogs after van*"
"What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle? A trike"
"I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know"
"What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common? They're both wondering where their ninjas are at."