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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a random selection of sailors? A seamen sample"
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"The best way to get over someone is probably with your car"
"You can't run through a camping ground. You can only *ran* because it's past tents."
"Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !"
"I'm not a fan of male-to-female sex change surgery... It just seems like a dick move."
"Just think: right now, your body is cookin' up some poop."
"Never date a philosophy major My last girlfriend was one and she spent most of her time trying to prove that I didn't exist"
"A man enters a library A man goes to the library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds ""Fuck off, you're not gonna bring it back."""
"When I looked at the eclipse yesterday all I could see were my parents fighting :("
"Two handicapped men walk into a bar... PRAISE THE LORD!!"