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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a random selection of sailors? A seamen sample"
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"Salad is the decaf of food."
"I've fallen into a sar chasm. Totally didn't break my legs! It's a regular party down here!"
"My professor just told the WORST physics joke What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing, cause you can't cross a scalar and a vector!"
"2 peanuts walk into a bar... One was a salted"
"What are three signs old age? 1. Becoming forgetful"
"What's the Indian way of saying 'Bread of Heaven'? Is it: A) Holy Loaf B) Sacred Baguette Or C) Naan of the above"
"""You are what you eat."" I'm about 90% burrito."
"I'm a married white male; my forefathers saw to it that I'm not allowed to be offended by anything."
"I used to be a fan of Dell's computers... Now i'm just an air conditioner."