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Joke of the Day

"What are three signs old age? 1. Becoming forgetful"

"I got prescribed an antifungal... ... and now my girlfriend won't come near me."

"Am I the only one who's concerned about the fact that we haven't heard SHIT from Wyoming in like nine years?"

"The lord said to Abraham, ""Come forth and I'll give you eternal life."" Abraham came fifth. He won a toaster."

"I see bed, people."

"How is a Mexican like a cue ball? The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them."

"Why Do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there."

"Like this! How do you fuck up a joke?"

"German women love me... I'm a ladies man. I saw this fine German woman. I didn't even have to chat her up for her to hastily give me her number. It was easy to remember 999 9999."

"Which popstar cuts down trees? Michael LumberJackson"