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Joke of the Day
"Salad is the decaf of food."
Next Joke
"90% of the contacts in my phone are useless"
"Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors? So they can park in handicap spots."
"And then whiskey said ""tweet that, it's hilarious"". But whiskey was wrong. So very wrong."
"Did you hear about the sorcerer that turns people into prostitutes? He's whorifying!"
"My girlfriend claims my puns don't make any sense. She says they're un-BEAR-able."
"Just watched some Midget Wrestling. It was a short fight."
"A leaf blower, but for people."
"""That's me in a nutshell."" A peanut's photo album."
"Why did the boy die? Because he ate honey nectar and then went to the store and tried to buy some mustard and got eaten by a Stegosaurus"