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Joke of the Day
"""You are what you eat."" I'm about 90% burrito."
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"An ultralow frequency sine wave radiates into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, why the long phase?"""
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"What do you say when your lesbian daughter brings home her girlfriend? ""Are you going to be staying for dinner or eating out?"""
"a fun thing to do if your wife leaves her fb open: post an argument you had but switch who said what and watch her friends agree with 'her'"
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"Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !"
"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish."