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Joke of the Day
"I've fallen into a sar chasm. Totally didn't break my legs! It's a regular party down here!"
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"A Joke What do you call a promiscious asian lady? A yellow taxi."
"What do you call a really expensive tombstone? A R.I.P off."
"Q: How do elephants smell? A: Really bad."
"So my wife discovered I keep writing ""please help me"" in the memo line of all my personal checks and now I'm not allowed to have checks."
"Why is Adam known as the first accountant? He turned a leaf and made an entry."
"What's the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss Harambe."
"What do you get if you let your child dress up as Link for Halloween and they eat to much candy? A hyper-Link!"
"""You know, when I was a surgeon in the army my nickname was Nodoc."" It's what my patients always told me before they went under."
"What do you call a fragile camera? A glass Canon."