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Joke of the Day

"If I had to choose one word that encapsulates me, I'd say skin."

"When does a black person become a nigger? As soon as he leaves the room."

"What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!"

"I've said it before and I'll say it again, I fucking hate repeating myself."

"I texted my wife a picture of my flaccid penis. I wanted to let her know I was thinking about her."

"Seems like /r/jokes likes puns about penises... Hey, I won't dick-scriminate."

"What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose? One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny"

"Cheese shop exploded Thankfully I was only hit by da brie"

"I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots. And.."

"10 years ago, if you would've told me that I'd be having a daughter at 28, I would've murdered you for being a robot from the future."