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Joke of the Day

"I've said it before and I'll say it again, I fucking hate repeating myself."

"I spend 90% of my time online waiting for password reset emails"

"My best mate is called Tiba. Sometimes, I think he's a bit backwards."

"I put the p in pants."

"Virgins everywhere are fucking nowhere."

"MORMON ELECTION GAME: Every time Romney becomes president, drink."

"Why did the plant get sentenced to death? Cause bush did 9/11"

"Sitting on my hand until it gets numb so it feels like someone else is folding my laundry."

"Why does a white guy go to a brothel? For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel? He's looking for his mother."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Curry ! Curry who ? Curry me back home will you !"