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Joke of the Day
"I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots. And.."
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"Are you looking for work spreading the word of Jesus? Because I can offer you the missionary position."
"I do this really cute thing where I yawn right before my girlfriend kisses me so I almost swallow her face"
"Steven hawking is setting a bad example for kids these days... Being on his computer all day"
"Saw a black guy walking the streets carrying a tv.. ...and I thought ""is that one mine""? Then I remembered it couldn't be mine because mine was mowing the lawn at the moment."
"What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE."
"PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel. REALIST: A train. TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks."
"Dog limps into the O.K. Corral. ""I'm lookin for the man that shot my paw."""
"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He orders a beer."
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactoes"