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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!"
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"I masturbate with soap Just thought I'd come clean"
"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married."
"Ranger Station BOSS: I have reports that you treat the wildlife inappropriately ME: No way *porcupine waddles by w/ kebabs on each quill*"
"Boss confused me with another employee and fired me. Then called two days later to fire me for not showing up for 2 days. #HowIGotFired"
"Its really disgusting how other white people dont even know about the plight of [quickly wikipedias ""Who is having alot of plight 2012]"
"What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes? A friar? A chip monk?"
"My parents are so proud of me! I won a math debate."
"yesterday at the mall a woman asked for my opinion between two men's shirts and immediately went to check out with the one i didn't choose"
"What is the difference between a bus station filled with elderly and a crab with boobs? One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean"