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Joke of the Day
"Seems like /r/jokes likes puns about penises... Hey, I won't dick-scriminate."
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"What do you call a womans vagina after having a baby... ""Baby Gap"""
"Literally nothing has had less of an impact towards changing my life than that inspirational quote you posted on social media."
"The doctor gave a man six months to live. And when he couldn't pay his bills, he gave him six more."
"A group of crows is called a murder. A group of people walking slowly in front of me at the store is called a motive."
"What's the difference between American girls and Iranian girls? American girls get stoned BEFORE sex."
"what do you call a mexican with no legs? A paragraph, because he's not a full essay."
"Big words Don't you just hate when people use big words to try and sound more photosynthesis?"
"I asked my Welsh friend how many times he'd had sex... He started counting then fell asleep."