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Joke of the Day
"Rome wasn't built in a day... But it was built in Italy!!"
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"The plus sign could not stop taking cocaine. I guess you could say he was add-icted"
"what do you call water that bounces? Spring water."
"What does a gay man and a rhubarb have in common? It's not right to call them a fruit."
"A girl asked if I play any Indian instruments. I told her I play mandolin, violin and cello. Close, but no sitar."
"Old Jewish Proverb: It's better to have Russians cut-off the gas than ... ... have Germans pump it."
"Ronda Rousey should change her name... To Sasha Grey, because her ass got wrecked."
"I'm a social vegan I avoid meet"
"I hate it... I hate it when people say something online and don't take credit for it. Pussies. Anonymous"
"The USA condemns unprovoked invasion of a sovereign nation."