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Joke of the Day

"Ronda Rousey should change her name... To Sasha Grey, because her ass got wrecked."

"Did you hear the one about the man who got swallowed by a whale? Turns out he survived by running all the way to the end until he was all pooped out!"

"Patient: Hey that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax I'm coming to it."

"i talk to dumb ppl the same way i talk to a puppy... ""who's blocking the exit?? WHO? who's blockin' the way!?! YOU are! yes you are!!!"""

"Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome? God doesn't punish anyone twice."

"Daily routines So one day a man goes into the doctors office and says. Doctor! doctor! My penis has turned orange So the doctor says Well what is your daily routine I eat cheetos than jack off"

"[Racist?] Why do all Asian kids get straight A's? Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks."

"That's a Chapstick in my pocket and I'm a little happy to see you."

"lawyer: ""my client claims the altercation began because - and i quote - ""he came at me sideways"" crab: ""in my defence.."""

"You're like cheese I laugh when I cut you! Edit: First post on Reddit? Why not start with a cheesy joke?"