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Joke of the Day

"Ronda Rousey should change her name... To Sasha Grey, because her ass got wrecked."

"If your house is hit by a dolphin, don't go outside to see if the dolphin is alright, that's how the hurricane tricks you to come outside."

"What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common? They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !"

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Pretty hot."

"Today may be the hottest day of the year but all the other days have nicer personalities."

"Me: Can I have $5? Mom: What happened to the $5 I gave you in 1998?"

"I never drop names but I frequently drop babies."

"Did you hear about the girl that went fishing with the three guys? She came back with a red snapper."

"Did you hear about the guy that made the highest grades in his graduating class? He was on a roll!"

"If you have a referee in football what do you have in bowls ? Cornflakes !"