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Joke of the Day

"I'm a social vegan I avoid meet"

"Most women who've dated me will tell you I'm about an 8 on the pain scale."

"What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup? Turn off their console and go to sleep."

"TIFU on the first day of my courier job . . . . . OP didn't deliver"

"Why did the 25 year old cross the street? To catch a charmander."

"The worst part about calling in for a sick day is the pressure of knowing you only have one shot to do the ""I'm sick"" voice."

"How do Mexican dogs say ""hello"" when in Japan? Konnichihuahua"

"Did you hear ISIS is in Italy now? Italian ISIS... I'll show myself out."

"Why did tigger look in the toilet... He was looking for Pooh"

"Wife: Want do you want for dinner? Me: Surprise me. Wife: I used to be a man. Me: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pizza."