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Joke of the Day
"The plus sign could not stop taking cocaine. I guess you could say he was add-icted"
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"Ha ha A little bit ask his mom for a quarter she said for what he said for being good she said why don't you be good for nothing like your daddy. Lol"
"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldnt change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction!"
"The only thing worse than a woman who's completely lifeless in bed.. .. Is getting caught with the body"
"So I heard you just saw a play at Ford Theater, how was it? It was Mind-Blowing"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Black lives matter."
"I slept like a rock last night meaning I woke up in the flower bed with the house key under my belly."
"I brought my Beats headphones to work, and instead of being left alone, I've had 7 rap battles and am in the finals against A$AP Carol."
"ISIS is stuck between Iraq and a hard place."
"""United Airlines? More like DIVIDED Airlines"" he said as thunderous applause erupted in the terminal, wild cheers & all the old folks crying"