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Joke of the Day
"""Reality is for people who can't use the internet."""
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"I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching."
"My colleague was being a real asshole the other day. We had a costume contest and he definitely won the prize for ""Most Obscene."""
"You're in love? Cool, I'm in sweatpants."
"[car dealership] WIFE: let me do the talking, ur a terrible negotiator SALESMAN: u can drive off with this car for 18k ME: we'll double that"
"Photographers never like it when a camera can't take pictures. They shutter at the thought."
"What do natural gas and sadists have in common? They're both propane."
"Why did Berlusconi go to the Costa Concordia? To see the Gash"
"I do this cool trick when you introduce yourself where I concentrate on literally anything else in the universe except your name."
"How do you greet a three-headed monster? Hi, hi, hi."