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Joke of the Day
"""Reality is for people who can't use the internet."""
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"[zoo] Hey dad, where are mountain lions from? *dad panics* -Uhh...you see, son, when a mountain and a lion love each other very much..."
"Wanna know a joke? Look through this subreddit, there are plenty of good ones to be found!"
"I was raped by a group of mimes They did unspeakable things to me"
"""Daddy, where are all the bastards?"" Puzzled, I looked at my four year old son in the mirror. ""What do you mean?"", I asked him. ""Well, when mummy is driving there are bastards everywhere."""
"Me: ""I feel like I'm 90 years old."" My Skin: ""Let's go through puberty again."""
"Regular sex makes your day. Butt sex makes your hole weak."
"Did you hear the one about the Mormon porn star? They spent a year doing missionary work."
"What do you call a womans vagina after having a baby... ""Baby Gap"""
"I'm not racist, but black people sure were nicer before the civil rights movement."