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Joke of the Day
"I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching."
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"Wu-Tang is my favorite 15 person rap group and reaction to a beverage."
"Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster."
"What's a crusader's favourite drink? A Teu-tonic."
"Hair Dresser: You could get extensions to add length. Me: You could stop cutting."
"I wish I was important enough for my nudes to get leaked."
"Just got back from bowling... But I'll spare you the details."
"my boss is asking how I'm feeling today how do I explain that I've done about 20 grams of animal tranquilizer within 5 days"
"The Pope walks into a Mosque. The imam says ""Why the wrong faith?"""
"When you realize you're enjoying the May weather... But you want Pacquiao to win..."