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Joke of the Day
"I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching."
Next Joke
"What's an undertaker's favorite element? Barium!"
"vegan zombie what does a vegan zombie eat? GRAAAAINS"
"I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles lastnight.. My next poop could spell, Disaster."
"If a waffle is a pancake with abs. Then is a sauage a peice of bacon with a dick? (NAF"
"Why did the band 999 megabytes break up? Because they couldn't get a gig."
"I took adderall next to a box of fortune cookies... And now I'm fluent in Chinese."
"Where did Jessica go after the explosion? Everywhere"
"The most heinous crime--against both Man and Nature--would be to plant dynamite inside cattle That, my friends, would be a-bomb-in-a-bull..."
"? Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be... ? Wait, hang on...my bad, those are vultures."