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Joke of the Day
"Why did Berlusconi go to the Costa Concordia? To see the Gash"
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"Changed Grandma's email signature to ""Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!"""
"Why did the muscle miss class? ...because it wasn't a-tendon!"
"Q: Did you hear about the imaginary tree? A: It was mapleleaf."
"I'm gonna stand outside a strangers house tonight with a lit candle & tell them it's in remembrance of all the people I killed there."
"""Why did Sally fall off the swings?"" ""Because she has no arms."" ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Not Sally. Because she has no arms. """
"What do you call a Mexican smoking weed? A baked bean"
"When I was born I was given two choices: The first was to have a perfect memory, and the other was to have a huge penis. Unfortunately, I can't remember which one I chose."
"A brazilian, uruguayan and argentinian walk into the bar... ...celona team. GOAAAAAAAAL ! GOAAAAAAAAL ! GOAAAAAAAAL !"
"So my son ate the baby Jesus out of our Nativity scene. Now we wait for the religious movement."