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Joke of the Day
"Photographers never like it when a camera can't take pictures. They shutter at the thought."
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"I don't know why people like to crack rape jokes They're a real touchy subject which rub others the wrong way"
"Gay guys are fucking assholes"
"What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !"
"An honest weatherman says ""Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."""
"I was at the ATM when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance... So I pushed her over."
"Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?"
"When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?"
"As a customs officer, I don't always agree with people... ...but I see where they come from."
"I dig, She digs, He digs, They dig, We all dig.... Its a beautiful poem....very deep."