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Joke of the Day
"What do natural gas and sadists have in common? They're both propane."
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"What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke? You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?"
"Someone draws a Swastika on Trump's Star on the Walk of Fame And you can't tell if it's from a Trump supporter or protester"
"""Special today! Jokes, half off!"" ""I'll take one."" ""Why did the chicken cross the road?"" ""I don't know, why?"" ""Sorry, that's all you get."""
"[A montage of me flailing because I walked into a spiders web, with larger and larger crowds, until I am at the karate championships]"
"I exaggerate too much. My whole life is a hyperbole."
"I like my women like i like my coffee... Bitter."
"Three beans travelled around Australia together, where was their final destination? In Cairns."
"Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element."
"A man has been killed after an E-cigarette exploded in his mouth. ""His face was a complete mess."" Said the coroner. ""But his lungs were mint."""