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Joke of the Day

"[car dealership] WIFE: let me do the talking, ur a terrible negotiator SALESMAN: u can drive off with this car for 18k ME: we'll double that"

"If you ever take a bus and you don't stare out the window and pretend you're escaping your abusive mother, you're doing it all wrong."

"I appreciate and am so thankful for all law enforcement officers ...until I'm driving."

"If you put your face really close to a neck tattoo & slowly pull away, you can see a hidden design of the unemployment office."

"Why can't you email jokes to a jedi? Because attachments are forbidden"

"What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh? You made m'laugh."

"what do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brunette. artificial intelligence."

"What did the letter F say when he became cool? Sup G?"

"My gang hand signals look a lot like the finger in the hole motion, followed by the call me gesture."

"Shaved my 4 month old beard this morning My wife was upset, she said she really liked it. I told her I felt the same, it really grew on me over the last couple months."