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Joke of the Day
"conjunctivitis.com... ... It's a site for sore eyes."
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"A Black Widow joke Q: How do you kill a Black Widow? A: You take away her food stamps Was told his one at a family reunion, don't know how old but thought it was funny as hell!"
"How many cops does it need to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
"It must be pretty bad being the wife of a suicide bomber... Because if they come home after work, they've had a bad day."
"""Mommy, I don't want to see grandma today!"" ""Shut up and keep digging."""
"How do fish party Seaweed"
"Me: Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms? Kids: WE DO! YAY!"
"I wanted to invest in Lumber Liquidators... But wood stock hasn't been viable sincs the 60s."
"Our wifi is down and I had to fap using only my imagination like some kind of savage :("
"What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles? A refuse sack."