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Joke of the Day
"Our wifi is down and I had to fap using only my imagination like some kind of savage :("
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"What's the difference between my broken watch and a lesbian? My watch hasn't got a strap on."
"What do you call a fat guy, from New Orleans, that never tells the truth? A jambo-laya. Thanks for coming out, I'll be here till Thursday."
"This restaurant should really be giving me a discount for ordering carryout and not bringing my kids inside."
"(Very) dirty joke time: How does a mother in West Virginia know when her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick tastes like blood."
"""Plagiarism squad reporting for duty sir!"" ""Copy that"""
"Judas: C mon Jesus we re gonna be late for last supper Jesus: The what?? Judas: The supper.. we re gonna be late for supper."
"What did the man without a voicebox say to the person next to him?"
"Just started a new diet where I order Wendy's salad and then eat all my kids' fries."
"in australia we call her kilometrey cyrus"