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Joke of the Day

"Our wifi is down and I had to fap using only my imagination like some kind of savage :("

"Has anyone seen the movie Constipated? No? Thats because it never came out..."

"What did the sea say to the shore? Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst."

"I tried to eat soup with a fork. It was a strain."

"What's the difference between a physicist and an engineer A physicist says ""E = mc^2"", an engineer asks ""How much mass we talkin?"""

"What spins really fast, then gets shot by zookeepers? Harambeyblades . . . . This might be the stupidest fucking joke I've written in months."

"I've been taking these pills that are supposed to make you live forever. So far, so good."

"What did one Redditer say to another? Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments."

"How do you pick up a jewish girl With a broom and dustpan"

"Windows 9 Why is there no Windows 9? Cause 7 8 9 7 Ate 9 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"