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Joke of the Day

"It must be pretty bad being the wife of a suicide bomber... Because if they come home after work, they've had a bad day."

"Explain joke What do pigs eat? Mud pies"

"What do you call a gay man in Russia? Forbidden fruit."

"One liners I'm at a VFW and I want dirty raunchy one liners to tell, racism allowed"

"Why can't you trick unemployed jesters? Because they're nobody's fool"

"Voting this year will be like going to the dentist... No one wants to do it, but we all know we should for our own good."

"Why did Henry VIII fail his classes? Because he lost all his Tudors."

"""I got you, babe."" - kidnappers"

"I'd like to die like my grandfather, who passed away while sleeping Not like his four passengers..."

"Old Spice Joke Look at the comments."