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Joke of the Day

"I'm a narsciic- narcssiss- narcasassi- narcysis-narcis- I'm better than you."

"I like my women like I like my coffee:... ...imported from Columbia in a bag."

"Don't date a man expecting to change him. At the end of the day he'll still be a man, and you'll have wasted your black candles and a goat."

"it's been 12 years since Shrek came out, I still can't get over the fact that Donkey had sex with a dragon.."

"I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me."

"Cardinal: Ordinations are down Pope: Maybe a recruiting poster? C: Slogan? P: ""We separate the men from the boys!"" C: Um... Any other ideas?"

"If there's a hardship greater than putting cheese on a cracker and having it break before it gets into your mouth I've not heard of it."

"What is small furry and smells like bacon? A hamster."

"What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over? *Car*ma"

"How do skeletons reproduce? They don't."