57716
Joke of the Day
"Late 9/11 joke. My dad died during 9/11. He was driving a plane."
Next Joke
"What did one pile of burning wood say to the other? Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
"I can swallow a rope and poop out a lasso I shit you knot."
"Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames? Because you never get a goodbuy from them"
"Apple recently created a more child-friendly iTouch. It's called the iTouch-Kids."
"What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice? Cat Farts..."
"Two FBI agents search an office and find a hard drive with ""KGB"" on it... One of the agents asks the other, ""Why didn't they just write '1 TB' instead?"""
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator ( )"
"Making out with the pharmacist has its percocets..."
"Have you worked at McDonalds? I have. I got fired not long ago. My boss was a clown."