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Joke of the Day
"What did one pile of burning wood say to the other? Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
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"F Scott Fitzgerald ...and F the Great Gatsby as well."
"Whats the difference between a tractor and a giraffe? (first ever post in a year on reddit!) One has hydraulics and the other high bollocks! Brilliantly told by my Irish cousin."
"A sandwich walks into a bar... The bartender says we don't serve food here."
"I still don't know what the word ""Suicide"" means I've been killing myself trying to find the definition"
"Knock, Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!"""
"We've secretly replaced the G with a K on this bottle of Jergens. Let's see if he notices."
"very windy and rainy out today.... THANKS TRUMP"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog."
"You're nice, cute & single? Can you introduce me to your friend who looks like he'd never return my texts? Yeah the one with the girlfriend."