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Joke of the Day
"Making out with the pharmacist has its percocets..."
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"I really feel bad that 9/11 happened. If it hadn't, America wouldn't be suffering right now over the rememberance shows and lack of good television."
"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."
"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day... Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince."
"I'm at my most British when she says ""teabag me"" and I drop a sack of Earl Grey in her mouth."
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!! *holds up severed head The crowd stared in horror as the National Spelling Bee contest took a morbid twist."
"A black woman had 5 sons name Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone and Tyrone.... How did she tell them apart? She called them by their last names"
"What do you call a shitty igloo? An ""eh""gloo."
"Short Dad Joke These kind of jokes always make me laugh a little, if you don't get it at first.. think about it! ""A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."""
"NSFW? - Definition of a Period A period is a bloody waste of fucking time! (works in Australia, and probably England)"