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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator ( )"

"Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they're headcases !"

"You can accurately measure a person's intelligence level by giving them a simple prostate exam. If they let you, they're an idiot."

"Judge threw out a lawsuit against Starbucks said the Plaintiff had no grounds."

"The wood necromancer thought he had the upper hand when he trapped the clerics in his log cabin... But all too soon, the tables had turned."

"A Doomsday Clock representing the dangers to humanity has symbolically been set to three minutes to midnight I guess you could say we are at... Threat Level Midnight"

"*walks out into irradiated air using an antique porcelain teacup as a gas mask* *dies instantly, but with a touch of class*"

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass"

"In my youth, there was no ""snapschapts"". If you liked a young lady, you'd draw a proper picture of your genitals and send it to her parents."

"I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. It's called The Valhallah Snakbar."