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Joke of the Day

"I can swallow a rope and poop out a lasso I shit you knot."

"What's the difference between harry potter and jews? Harry escaped the chambers."

"Not to nitpick, Kay Jewelers, but ""every kiss"" TECHNICALLY begins with an African diamond miner having his hand cut-off"

"When I was 15, my dad found my stash of porn magazines. To teach me a lesson, he sat there and made me masturbate to every one."

"You ever hear the joke about the 3 holes in the back yard? Well well well...."

"How is Islam like a GPS? You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building."

"I saw Matt Damon eating toast in his hometown... ...could it be Bourne and Bread?"

"What has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."

"Her parents wanted her to date someone of her own ethnicity. But Polly wanted a cracker."

"What's Whitney Houston's favourite coordination? Handiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"