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Joke of the Day
"Have you worked at McDonalds? I have. I got fired not long ago. My boss was a clown."
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"I'm currently on a 2 hour layover in St. Louis airport. I'm cold and Missourable."
"Crossing guards get mad when you call them what they really are... Human Traffic-ers."
"*brushes teeth for seventeen hours straight before dentist appointment* ""Jessica, there is an entire Oreo behind your second molar."""
"I don't know why people get so upset about the death penalty It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, after all."
"Why do technicolor pigs have great breath? Because the have a lot of pigments."
"Why do native Americans make the best strippers? Because when they dance, they make it rain"
"I am the Michelangelo of writing research papers. He started the Sistine Chapel ceiling the night before it was due, right?"
"Yo mama ... Yo mama is so fat that when she plays agar.io she's already on top of the leader board"
"Why do fat chicks give the best head? Because they have to."