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Joke of the Day

"Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames? Because you never get a goodbuy from them"

"Dog names What do you name a male dog with no hind legs? Dragonballs."

"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, Californians screw in hot tubs!"

"A friend if mine asked me what will I do tomorrow... I told him I have to go on HIV test and then he replied, Oh shit... I am sure you can do it... stay positive!"

"Yo momma's so fat She drives a spandex car."

"Sorry I picked up your pug and ran him in for a touchdown."

"What did the doe say when she came out of the woods? I'm never doing that for two bucks again!"

"What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common? Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil."

"A neutron walks into a store Neutron : ""How much is this pack of gum"" Store Clerk : ""For you it's no charge"""

"There are only 1,300 subscribers to the new Fappening sub after the ban. The other 100,000 came and left."