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Joke of the Day

"Bratwurst, Sauerkraut, Cabbage, Potatoes, Cheese, Beetroot, Onions, Bread, Butter. Schindler's mom's list."

"Java programmers do it with... class."

"My girlfriend thought this up today. I found it hilarious and disgusting. What do you call it when a gynecologist goes in the wrong hole? A crap smear."

"Someone needs to tell every movie and tv show that no cell phone beeps when you hit the ""answer call"" button."

"What's better than having sex with a 9 year old Vietnamese boy? Nothing."

"I went to www.match.com Better luck on www.ancestry.com"

"A redditer clicks on a link.. realizes they are the joke."

"Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day Set a man on fire and he is warm for a lifetime."

"If someone could find a way to make all pets live as long as humans that person would win all the Nobel prizes until the end of time."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee *before* it was cool."