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Joke of the Day
"I'm a champion of grammar; A grampion, if you will."
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"Understanding women"
"How'm I going to 80's montage myself out of this one?"
"The doctor says to the old man ""Sir, i see what the problem is. You've got a suppository stuck in your ear!"" And the old man says, ""well, now i know what happened to my hearing aid!"""
"I crossed the road, walked into a bar, and changed a lightbulb Then I realized that my life was a joke..."
"*watches a house fall on you* *steals your shoes*"
"Wanna hear a joke about unemployed people? Nevermind, they don't work."
"Pretty cool how Ryan Gosling's dad was Ryan Goose."
"If a girl texts you and asks if you think she's fat and you try to respond ""Nooo"" autocorrect changes it to ""Moo"" so that's pretty cool."
"I bought a nice 12 year old Scotch. Obviously his parents weren't pleased!"