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Joke of the Day

"Pretty cool how Ryan Gosling's dad was Ryan Goose."

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank espresso before it was cool."

"What do you put in a box to make it lighter? Courtney Love"

"what are the best sort of bees? boobies"

"Dirtiest joke I ve ever heard (sorry if it s a repost) How can you tell when your sister s having her period? Your dad s cock starts to taste of blood."

"How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it."

"A guy who won free buffets for life committed suicide the other day I guess he had a lot on his plate."

"What did the cow say to the paintbrush? Moo. As told by my kid this morning."

"I have sex daily. I mean, dyslexia! Fcuk"

"I'm not a doctor... so my understanding of Parkinsons is a little shaky."